IMMA BE WRITIN ME IDEE-ER IN A FYUU DAZE!

Log Journal Date: Monday January 15th, 2456.

It was a normal day on the trenches, stationed outside the Brandenburg line. From what had happened nobody expected the owl revolution. Yes, the owl revolution, strange name but deadly. The owls are an advanced form of human, standing an ophisus tall, they can pluck your brains out while your standing still, thats why we wear quiznos cups on our head. So were the last line of defense against these bastards. A whistle blew, a loud man yelled charge, and we hopped out of our trenches with our lasguns and hoped for the best, we charged down the hill we had been stationed on, and we saw the enemy line, charging as well, I managed to shoulder my lasgun and aimed off a shot through ones head, dropping him efficiently, I stood back as my fellow Guardsmen went in with their weaponry. The Owls were no match for our new plasma cutters, we ttly pwned them. Den a Zink ship came in shouting, "ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS!" And we all ducked and the Zink ship said, "ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST!" Then the owls started to tremble, and their heads popped, WE WERE VICTORIOUS! Then our sergeant said, "Were going to Brandenburg! They're taking heavy owl assaults."

So, today was dekcuf. Yes, today i took a blimp through pastry land, trying to avoid the ninja tarts, while i was trying to kill princess mushroom, so then i let crazy take a spin. He crashes the blimp and the ninja tarts capture us, and take us to the bakery in the sands. They agree to let us go if we help them defeat the evil chocolate bars. My good friend, Quiznos cup, shows up, then he uses his powers of not being thrown out to defeat the chocolate bars and seal them in the wrappers for a long time. The ninja tarts let us go and we walked through the sewer clouds. We met Mr. Mercedes, who taught crazy telekinesis, and taught quiznos cup how to refill. He gave me a car, and im all like, "WTF? BETTER THAN PASTRY!" So, we drove to the land of barbecue, where the barbecues were preparing for war against the land of the paintings. Yes, it was finally normal. So, the barbecues are like, "barbecue, barbecue. barbecue." And im all just sittin there, on the barbecue Floosh. Whatever the hell a floosh is. So. I sit and watch as the paintings begin the attack on the barbecues. Yes! It's getting interesting. So then the painting lord, the Miner Lisa, unleashes Bob, the painter. Bob then paints the barbecues driving them insane. Then captain obvious came out of the sky and beat them down with A huge blast of Ballast. I said divide by zero and i fell into the garbage can. Not a garbage can, the garbage can. I just climbed out and watched the war. Then Bobby Markford ate my sammich. I got pissed and began to attack AND THATS WHY ITS CALLED A PADDY WACK!

Ya know that feeling when you have such a thought made out of pure AWESOME, Its like Happiness, fear, and sadness? Well, I had an awesome thought today, and that feeling came up. It was AWESOME. Like the thought, yes. So, Its an awesome felling, I actually should think more Awesome Thoughts, so I can be like Rikonstruct, who, is on our forums, DH. And he is the god of awesomeness.
So. Think Awesome thoughts, Have awesome feelings.

Well, I now have a LJ. And im gonna make it rot with a ton of funny pictures, Icons and GOD-KNOWS-WHAT!